oh god not you again

write something clever here

claphne:

imagine: a court system where you do not know the gender, race, sexual orientation, wealth, name, ect. of the person being charged

think of how different the punishments would be

(via thefrenchgal)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(via thefrenchgal)